Likely to become a winter favorite for those allergic to holiday treacle. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Trailer: It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an 'archeological' dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. Please enable JavaScript to view this page properly. Browse All Movies Browse All Shows. The time has come to dig it up. Don’t be fooled by the twinkly eyes, round tummy and red suit: “the real Santa was totally different. hit enter to search or esc to close. Why have all the reindeer been slaughtered? Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. But this Santa isn't one you want coming to town. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, a Finnish film from director Jalmari Helander, presents its own warped take on the jolly Christmas saint. New York Times Critic’s Pick Dark Humor / Suspense Drama Director Jalmari Helandar, Finland, 2010, 82 min., NR, in English and Finnish with English subs. A darkly mischievous, bracingly original and thoroughly captivating Yuletide import. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game - Complete Edition. In this version, Santa Claus isn’t so nice. Rare Exports - Online Screening. 0. When local children begin disappearing, Pietari and his father capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the corporation sponsoring the dig. Please enter your birth date to watch this video: You are not allowed to view this material at this time. On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus. Going back to the original Christmas legends of what would happen to the naughty and nice children this film plays around with Nordic legends of Father Christmas and does it very well. Watch Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Online: Watch full length episodes, video clips, highlights and more. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale ‪2010‬ ... Trailer. © 2021 METACRITIC, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. Based on award winning shorts of director Jalmari Helander that have already acquired a … Trailers, reviews and more on Popcorn! The Rare Exports Movie Trailer has premiered.Rare Exports (2010) is directed by Jalmari Helander and stars Peeter Jakobi, Onni Tommila, and Ilmari Järvenpää. Directed by Jalmari Helander and Starring Onni Tommila, Peeter Jakobi, Jorma Tommila. Released: 2010-11-24 -- (C) Oscilloscope. This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare - a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality. Conceived with winking humor and a terrific visual style, the pic is a rare treat. Trailer best viewed full screen. Directed by Jalmari Helander. The Coca Cola Santa was just a hoax” relates little Pietari to his friend, as he explains what he’s discovered about the original Bad Santa. Subscribe Watch Trailer Share Share with your friends 1:22:55 Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Videos. Complete with a Santa Claus that Mommy won't be kissing under the: mistletoe! It deserves to be a bonafide Christmas movie classic. … What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare - a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality. Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:09pm 5 comments Favorite This. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Trailer Review: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Danny Bowes. Summary: It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an 'archeological' dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. Watch Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale trailer at Contactmusic.com. Rating (0) (No Ratings Yet) ... Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Not for young children. The trailer made it look like it was a real horror Christmas movie, and it was, until a point when it wasn't any longer. On the eve of Christmas a young boy sets out to discover the truth behind several strange goings on in his small isolated village. It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an "archeological" dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. You can also watch the Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale trailer in High Definition on Apple. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale - Movie Trailers - iTunes. In this darkly comic gem, it's Christmas Eve in northern Finland, and an archeological dig has just unearthed Santa Claus. 82 min | 2010 | Finland | R | Dark Humor/Suspense | $10.00 per household. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale ( 537 ) IMDb 6.7 1 h 22 min 2011 On the eve of Christmas a young boy sets out to discover the truth behind several strange goings on in his small isolated village. Rare Exports: A Christmas Story (Red Band Trailer), Now Playing: Rare Exports: A Christmas Story (Red Band Trailer), Notable Video Game Releases: New and Upcoming, Best of 2018: Film Awards and Nominations, Music title data, credits, and images provided by, Movie title data, credits, and poster art provided by. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an "archeological" dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. S anta is one bad mamma jamma in Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, a yuletide fable that’s equal parts sincere, silly, and scary.Writer-director Jalmari Helander’s film—a prequel of sorts to two shorts—begins with a U.S. excavation team digging deep into an Arctic Finnish mountain, where something frozen in ice has been deliberately buried. Do you believe in Santa Claus? When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. HD. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. exhibitions; activities; artists; about; virtual cinema; exhibitions; activities; artists; about; virtual cinema Get Tickets for Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. With Jorma Tommila, Onni Tommila, Peeter Jakobi, Tommi Korpela. Description. Browse Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale movie showtimes and book movie tickets for all GV, Cathay, Shaw, Filmgarde and WE Singapore cinemas. Movies. In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig. Server 1. Unnerving, funny, and inventive, Rare Exports combines an off-the-wall premise with... Rare Exports – a Christmas Tale Read More entertaining and inventive parody of traditional Christmas movie and horror genres.. A thing of frigid beauty and twisted playfulness. The time has come to dig it up! Contactmusic. The film is based on the 2003 short film Rare Exports Inc. and its 2005 sequel Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions by Jalmari Helander and Juuso Helander, both of which involve a company that traps wild Santa Clauses … Some genre fans know and love Jalmari Helander’s Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, but this movie deserves more than mere cult status. [Oscilloscope Laboratories]. Artists. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. Rare Exports. Who took all the hairdryers and radiators? What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality. : $10.00: $1.50 When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 meters deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2010 Finnish fantasy film written and directed by Jalmari Helander about people living near Korvatunturi who discover the secret behind Santa Claus. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale; Turn off light Favorite Comments (0) Report. 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